My evil plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

from So you've decided to be evil

quizzes, bordom and mayhem

You're Jack's slightly open shirt. You just scream
sexy. You can't help it, it's simply what you
are


What part of Jack Sparrow's outfit are you? {Pirates of the Caribbean}
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You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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You are... 'Wait, this is supposed to be a
punishment?' Yeah, I'm a little confused, too.
Stuck on a beautiful deserted island with a
shitload of rum and Captain Jack Sparrow...
What's not to like?! If you want to leave this
place, you are CRAZY!


What random made up thought from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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You are...

Jack's hat and pistol fetish! You need to look
good, at all times. You need your hat, and your
gun, and damn the man who takes them from you.
Or woman. Well, at least you have a reason to
enjoy this sort of thing, you look rather good
in both. Go you!


Which Pirates of the Caribbean Character's Unhealthy Fetish are YOU?
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.....

Today, I was disturbed to find myself acting quite like Malfoy. I think it was the PMS. But I totally had the aloof, sarcastic, impatient with others, bratty prat thing going... ^^;

Also, I redyed my hair, which is now all over a lovely light blond, and my first thought was 'I can slick my hair back and cosplay Malfoy now!!'
^^;;;;;