Lascivious

Dear HR,

Please to be hiring the hot Emo designer-boy with the awesome sweepy Emo bands, the skinny black jeans and pin on his jacket that says 'I <3 helvetica' who is currently sitting in my reception area listening to his iPod.

A hot Emo boy is just what the Design Department needs.

Love, Me

Open letter to a certain phone/internet/cable company who will remain nameless:

I hate you. So much. For sending me a 'notice of disconnection' today, dated 12/14, and making me freak out and tear through all my papers to find the phone number to call because I know I paid my bill online. For making those numbers impossible to find without the actual bill. For making me check my account and see that yes, the transaction went through. For making the little 'payment received 12/13' message so small that it took a few minutes before I actually saw it. For making me nearly cry with frustration. Hormones or no hormones...

Absolutely no love,
Me

Now I will go and write some more Bam slash. So there.

Dear Me,

Do not concieve of grandious schemes to write a movie script about Natalie Clifford Barney and Renee Vivien while you have three papers to be writing. And especially do not throw historical accuracy to the wind as far as looks go to cast Angelina Jolie as Natalie even though she'd be perfect for the role of a rebellious wild Victorian lesbian like that .
Thanks,
Me