Open letters for the morning

Dear man sitting at a table near the door of Starbucks,

Raising your eyebrows with a lewd expression on your face is NOT a pick up technique I would recommend, especially when you already look really skeevy.

Not gonna happen,
Me



On the other hand,

Dear So Beautiful I Cried!R,

Please feel free to sit at my desk when I come in in the morning when ever you want. I definitely enjoy the eye candy.

Love,
Me

Awwww

Here, have an insanely precious photo. I know I don't even need to label this, there is only one person this could be, even here, at the tender age of 13.



So adorable!! So tiny!!